"IT'D MAKE A TADPOLE SMACK A WHALE!"
The label reads-"This one she used for something that was really strong-like her drink! I've scented it with incredible cocktail and island scents"
My Aunt Margie was by far the funniest person I ever knew. She was loving and fiercely loyal. She always knew the right thing to say to either make you laugh or to sum up a situation. She had no filter and could not tolerate bullsh*t. Her sayings were too good to die with her so I'm putting them on their own set of candles, to make people laugh and spread my love for her. I hope everyone has an Aunt Margie, and if you do HUG HER EVERY DAMN DAY! One day she won't be there and life will feel a lot less colorful!
PRODUCT INFO
This one is a white candle with a light blue crystal top. It also comes with its own little wax whale!
It is scented with a banana cocktail and island breeze mix.
All of our candles are made with a clean, natural soy and palm blend wax. The wicks are an eco friendly coreless cotton wick braided with thin paper filaments to help with burn stability.
The average burn time is 40 + hours for the small and 70+ on the tall.
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
If for some reason you aren't satisfied with one of our products....go screw yourself!!
Just kidding. Please reach out to us and we will either exchange the item or credit you. We will not be able to credit the initial shipping.
SHIPPING INFO
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Any purchases $0-$25 are shipped with a flat $7 fee.
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Any purchases $76-$200 are shipped with a flat $20 fee.
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